Peaches with panties

Added: Shelonda Nickel - Date: 12.10.2021 17:14 - Views: 30696 - Clicks: 8664

H ave you ever noticed that a peach looks a bit like a human bottom? Have you ever sought to draw attention to this fact by dressing a peach in a tiny pair of women's knickers? What do you mean "of course not, what a weird question"?

Peaches with panties

A fruit vendor in Nanjing, China has started selling peaches wearing tiny pairs of knickers in celebration of the upcoming Qixi festival, the Chinese version of Valentine's Day. It also says the fruit vendor in question claims to have applied for a patent on panty peaches as they are none too pleased that fruit vendors elsewhere in Shanghai are also sexualising their produce. They are even filing for infringement with the intellectual property bureau, which seems fair enough.

Peaches with panties

It's hard to believe fruit vendors all just happened to realise the potential profit margins of peaches in thongs at the same time. This news raises even more questions than it does eyebrows. Here are just a few:. Who is buying boxes of "sexy peach butts"?

Peaches with panties

And for what purpose? How will peaches in thongs be incorporated into the romantic celebrations of the Qixi festival? Are they for single men? The office?

Peaches with panties

Were those pants made specifically for peaches has anyone ever had to type that sentence before? If the pants were made specifically for peaches, who made them?

Peaches with panties

How did this get past the Chinese censors? How are we supposed to assimilate a box of peach tushes into our world view? It's not going in.

Peaches with panties

Shortcuts Fashion. Peach bum pants crack the Chinese fruit market.

Peaches with panties

Media in China report that vendors are dressing peaches in tiny knickers to mark the upcoming Qixi festival. Peaches cunningly disguised as derrieres. Photograph: Kotaku. Erica Buist. Topics Fashion Shortcuts Fruit Food features. Reuse this content.

Peaches with panties

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Peach bum pants crack the Chinese fruit market